Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Justin Bieber

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Im batman...suck it losers

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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