- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Donald Trump.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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