- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Balls

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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