whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

child labor

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Justin beiber's penis

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

I'm so full I could stop eating.

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