- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Cancer.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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