- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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