- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Knock Knock Come in! :)

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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