- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

guess what what that wasnt it

non poop

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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