What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

No soap radio

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

And you honored it I see :P

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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