What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Religion.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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