What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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