why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

whats chinese noodles

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

my gramma died

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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