KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Canadians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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