So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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