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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What are annoying? Ads.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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