- Anti Joke

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Justin beiber's penis

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!