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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

F? No k

womens rights.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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