Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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fduck

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Michael Brown

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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