WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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