If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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