- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

The EPA.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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