- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why can't jokes spit?

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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