there once was a black man who played basketball

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Tilt your screen back .

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

how much fish could a chicken

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

It says so on your cap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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