what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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