ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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