- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

2 Penises

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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