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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

- Helen Keller

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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