What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

batman has diarrhea

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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