What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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asdasdasdasd

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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