Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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