Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

batman has diarrhea

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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