- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Take wrong turns

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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