Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Guess what? Bananas

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A French man gets into a fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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