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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Knock, Knock ...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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