Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Black people.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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