What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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