I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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