Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

fish fishy caoimhin

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Michael Brown

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A black student graduated High School

My cat just died.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

irish man drinking john smiths

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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