- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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