- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Women's rights

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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