- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Immigration Laws

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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