Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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My Boyfriend

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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This sentence is a lie.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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