- Anti Joke

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.