Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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