- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Women's rights.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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