- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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