just in time?

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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How would you rule?

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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