You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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