- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Help I'm being raped!

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

poop.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

2 + 2 = 4

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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