- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

womens rights

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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