Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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