- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Face...tastes like chicken!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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