why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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