how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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CAS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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