How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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President Donald Trump

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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