How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why can't jokes spit?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Anti Joke

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