- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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