Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Then none of us want to be right.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Women's Rights

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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