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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your dads dead. lol

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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