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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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