I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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tea with milk?

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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