Justin beiber's penis

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

I don't believe in giraffes.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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