How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Abortion.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Women's rights

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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