- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why can't jokes spit?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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