- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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