- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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