Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Screw it you write the joke.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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