Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Gay republicans

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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