- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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