- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What is older than history?

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

mexicans fishing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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