What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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