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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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