How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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