- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

knock knock who's there? hope

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

guess what what that wasnt it

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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