- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Latvia isn't a joke

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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