Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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BIG MAC'S

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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