Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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