- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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