- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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