- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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