- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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