- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Womens rights

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