why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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