Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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