this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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