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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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