- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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women's rights.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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